... but are they happy?
Everyone knows Colt men are studly – built big, hung and manly, with incredible pecs as well as legs the size of redwood trees. They’re perfect, gym-built, tanned specimens of male perfection.
... but are they happy?
You never see them smiling, even in Colt Studios new monument to male pulchritude, Massive. They sort-of grin, maybe sneer once or twice – a disaffected sexy smirk at best – but you never see a full-on toothsome smile.
What have they got to be so damn glum about?
Take Darin Hawk and Ricky Parks in the first scene of Massive – a UPS interlude with Hawk playing the conservatively dressed businessman and Parks taking on the challenging role of delivery guy. They get to have sex in the office, for Chrissakes! They don’t have to deal with the attendant at the bathhouse, they don’t have to buy each other drinks at the Wrangler first, they don’t even really talk to each other. They just have hot sex. And don’t smile.
Then there’s Mickey Gunz and Skye Woods playing football poolside under the California sun. They should be smiling and enjoying themselves, especially when they start having sex, but noooooooo. They have better things to do with their mouths, I guess.
And we also have Emilio Esteban in his Colt debut, doing a solo scene – making love to the camera. He shows off for you. He lets you enjoy him from all angles. He lets you get as close as you want. He enjoys making you hot. But he won’t smile for you. He can’t be happy, can he?
He does, however, appear to be enjoying himself.
Skye Woods and Ricky Parks don’t have any prelude. They’re already in bed at the beginning of the scene, in positions that would thrill any red-blooded gay man reading this paper. They’ve even got toys to play with – still they don’t smile. They’re hot, humpy hunks of steaming male goodness.
... but are they happy?
Only their trainers know for sure.
For more info on Massive or other serious fun, visit www.ColtStudioGroup.com.
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